As documented in the press, Jim and Christoph have been collaborating with many high profile artist and scientist friends to succeed in the ultimate challenge to save the world.  They were given 20 million dollars by UNESCO to make it happen.  “I know we can do this.”  said Jim.  “We have spent the money, met with our fellow celebrity artists and now it is time to get to work!” added Christoph from his yacht in the Carribean.

The scientific community has expressed widespread cynicism at their claims that a solution can be brought about by artistic creations.  Can they do it? Whatever your opinion, it is worth attending the show on the 19th to find out for yourself.

Can they save the world?

Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats commented: “good job fellas – glad you’re helping to get more people out to vote!”

Peter Cartwright (Senior Health and Safety Officer) feels it’s a public duty to vote – “i think it’s a public duty to vote!”

Michael Anderton is currently unable to comment, as he is on a canal-boating holiday with his family and will be voting by internet.

The Health and Safety Officers will be back in the studio making films to educate the world about Health and Safety in time for the next Emporium show on 19th June.

Making the world a safer place for you!

Michael and Peter are delighted to give you a sneak preview of their new promo shots.  The pair are in the process of a college tour, lecturing on the risk assessment of student living.  “I was delighted to receive such a reception from the students” commented Peter. “They seem to recognise me from my Health & Safety films.”  

“They asked me to sign their fire safety leaflets” added Michael “Those young girls made me feel like a star!”

More of Michael and Peter’s educational films will be posted on the Emporium website following a recent deal, allowing Emporium exclusive rights to all material.

No doubt you’re aware that they have been awarded a substantial amount of UNESCO funding “To help stop climate change and bring about peace and equality across the world.”

Jim and Christoph have entered the consultation stage with the world on how to achieve the aims of this gargantuan arts project.   They recognise that the Emporium audience are all creative souls and have decided to open the project up to the creative genius of YOU – YES YOU!!!!

Simply comment on this blog and submit your wildest ideas.  Remember – your input could save the world!

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Here’s the latest film showing what Jim and Christoph are up to in their latest artistic collaboration. It was shown at the latest Emporium show on October 17th.

Rest assured the world is in safe hands!

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